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Too young to know love from lust, funny from offensive, and often, respectful from disrespectful. If there are to be household rules on everything from borrowing mom’s car to where they go and with whom, shouldn’t there be rules associated with something as important as dating?
Besides, if I’m going to go on record and publish 14 rules for dating my teenage sons, you better believe my boys will have their own set of dating rules to follow.
Welcome to the family, Hes a good boy but he has my jeans.
So if you could wash them and have em back to me once you teach him how to dress himself, that would be Great!
I suffered through 42 hours of labor to have him, and will unleash an unimaginable amount of anger such that the movie 300 will look like an episode of the Little House on the Prairie should you cross me. You obviously do not want your son just being some sort of "Trophy Husband" for some girl. Apparently this flood has affected the funny bone of our members. well we mommas don't want our boys screwed with just like daddies dont want their princesses screwed with or otherwise hurt. Feel free to watch as much Reality Television with him as he wants, The football game is Really happening, That hunting show really happened, and Oh Em Gee the news counts too. And please, PLEASE realize that firearms are an investment. Please be on the pill, we always will say just a little more, Pull N Pray dont work, how do you think I have a son?! Leave your cell phone in your purse while in my presence. If its a special event, you have the time needed to change a tire. If you are coming along hunting or fishing, understanding that the only perfume you will need is urine based.
Not only because of the obvious dangers of casual teenage sex, but because teenage boys are stupid. I’d like to think that rules for dating are in order.
It was a humorous take on the “Rules for Dating My Daughter.” See April’s original post here.